Toll Free Any Time: 1-877-685-6270, x-8 or TEXT to 863-269-0786
Top 10 reasons not to buy a super fly high 2017-07-17T19:39:24+00:00
Top 10 reasons not to buy a super fly high
#1 I have never been a quick learner and I do not want to start now
#2 I use the abuse of barefooting to discipline my kids
#3 The Aussies say it is better down under
#4 I am dating my Chiropractor
#5 I heard that hooking up the rope burns an extra 7 calories
#6 I prefer flying low under the radar
#7 Big Air and Soft Landings are for the wusses who can’t handle the reality of insanely hard
crashes.
#8 I prefer skiing on the boom where I can yell at my driver
#9 Because Towers Attract Chicks
#10 If I am going to spend another $1000 on barefooting, this MUST look like bedroom furniture
The Footers Edge